Comments on: Cage Match 2010, Round 1: 6) Raistlin Majere versus 27) Ender Wiggin

By: dpomerico

dpomerico — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:16:56 +0000

And that’s the end of that chapter!
Make sure to check out (and comment) on Raistlin’s next match–this time versus Dumbledore:
http://wp.suvudu.com/2010/03/cage-match-2010-round-2-6-raistlin-majere-versus-11-albus-dumbledore.html

By: halfbloodpauper

halfbloodpauper — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:05:22 +0000

I do think you are forgetting Dumbledore my good man. Also, his complete awesomeness.

By: Nosaj

Nosaj — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 22:30:44 +0000

Raistlin has faced, and beaten many gods. He has been able to teleport through time and a variety of dimensions. Ender just can’t win. Hell, Raistlin has died, and then was brought back…Sorry…Ender has no shot.

By: Elam

Elam — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:43:28 +0000

Plus: about the only other one in this tournament who has any chance against cthulhu is Raistlin…

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 14:41:39 +0000

I figure the Wee Free Men would also have had a shot at him, mostly because of the crawstep. Step into the dreamer’s dreams and start messing with his psyche for a change.

By: Evan

Evan — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:13:08 +0000

“Recall: Wiggin eventually becomes the epic Speaker for the Dead and even “conquers” the piggies.”
And Raistlin eventually becomes a god and conquers the universe. Your point being?
“Has anyone given any thought as to who might beat Cthulhu though?”
I’d say Raistlin, Ender, Polgara, the Shrike, and Arthur Dent would all have a pretty good shot. Ged, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Elric, Conan and Roland Deschain would be long shots but not impossible.
Sadly, Cthulhu’s next matchup is with Jaime Lannister, and much as I love Jaime, there’s just no way he’s winning. With or without his hand.

By: Lee

Lee — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:00:12 +0000

Personally, I feel like Ender would simply realize Raistlin’s true nature and hit him where it hurts. Recall: Wiggin eventually becomes the epic Speaker for the Dead and even “conquers” the piggies.

By: DiapDealer

DiapDealer — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:56:55 +0000

Canon?? Seriously??
Fun. Flippant. Tongue-in-cheek. Goading.
Any of these terms ring a bell?
For the love of Pete, lighten up.

By: Ramenth

Ramenth — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:25:53 +0000

No seriously, have the writers of these blurbs ever, and I do mean ever, read any of the source material? Canonically children are one of the few things Raistlin does not automatically hate. For that matter, no one in Ender’s school has live weapons. They react with the suits.
What the fuck.

By: Patrick C

Patrick C — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:09:02 +0000

The only person who can defeat Raistlin Majere is Raistlin Majere. It’s canon!