SF & Fantasy

Cage Match 2011: Mandorallen versus Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander


The Contestants


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Mandorallan
Baron of Vo Mandor
Age: Mid 30s
Race: Human
Weapons / Artifacts: Lance, sword, shield
Special
Attack:
Charge!

Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander
First Wizard
Age: Unknown, but pretty old
Race: Human
Weapons / Artifacts: none
Special
Attack:
Wizard’s Fire

The Breakdown

Advantages

  • The premier knight in the world
  • Fearless
  • Expert with a variety of weapons
Advantages

  • Experienced battle-wizard
  • He can use magic
  • HE CAN USE MAGIC
Disadvantages

  • His fearlessness stems from the fact that he’s really not all that bright
Disadvantages

  • Has to stop at four in the afternoon in order to make the early-bird dinner
Kills

  • N/A
Kills

  • N/A

How we think the fight will go

It was almost impossible to get the two men to even agree to fight. Despite Mandorallen’s mental limitations, his honor would not permit him to attack a man who had done no wrong to him. And although Zedd had a cold streak, he wasn’t about to kill a man who clearly fought on the side of good.

It was only after Mandorallen received a rather insulting note proclaiming his beloved, Nerina, had been kidnapped, was he forced to demand satisfaction.

The field he was told to meet at was a lovely grass plain, as perfect for picnics as it was for galloping across towards a line of insignificant infantry. With the anger Mandorallen felt, he was rather disappointed that there was no infantry to trample under his warhorse’s iron-shod hooves.

What he did see, though, was a tower in the distance, and an old man—his simple robes hanging loosely off his slender frame—standing in the field. The man’s white hair shot off in every direction, and despite the differences in his stature and demeanor, Mandorallen’s thoughts immediately went to the ugly sorceror, Beldin.

The old man raised his hand in greeting.

“Hello, Mandorallen.”

“I dare say, I did not give thee permission to address my person in such a companionly fashion. Prithee, hold thy tongue lest I be tempted to rip it from thy foul mouth.”

“I don’t think you understand…”

“Silence, snake! I have often been accused of lacking understanding, and yet time and again I have proven myself with sword and lance. I will hear no more falsehoods or slanders, miscreant.”

“’Miscreant?’ I think that’s going a bit far, don’t you?”

“I think your ears have only just touched upon the anguish they are about to receive. Release the lady Nerina at once, and your end shall be quick.”

“I’m trying to tell you…I don’t have her.”

“Dost thou dare lie to me? I am no fool—“

Zedd snorted.

“—I am no fool,” Mandorallen continued firmly, “and your name is not unfamiliar to me.”

This time it was Zedd’s turn to be confused. “I’m sorry?”

“Thinkest thou that I would not see past this ruse? Zeddicus? Or should I say…Zedar?”

“Seriously, I have no idea what you’re talking about—or even what you’re saying. All I know is that we’ve been tricked here, and I have no desire to fight you.”

“Alas, wretch,” Mandorallen said, lowering his visor, “that decision is no longer thine.” With that, he spurred his horse.

The animal seemed to move slowly at first, its mass building up the necessary momentum to carry it and its rider across the field. Steadily, though, its speed grew, until the pounding hooves were churning up the earth with tremendous frequency.

As Mandorallen charged, he noted with some respect that the wizard stood his ground. He knew from his friendship with Belgarath that sorcerors possessed impressive powers, but his understanding of what they could do was limited—and he did know ten feet of lance would render any man incapacitated, magic or no.

He was gladdened, then, to see Zedd roll back his shoulders and point a hand towards the knight.

He means to do me battle—excellent. As much as I want nothing more to remove this villainy from this fair land, it would be remiss of me to slay an unarmed opponent.

Not as much fun, either.

Mandorallen leaned forward in his saddle.

***

Zeddicus’s face was one of intense concentration. And yet, it lacked the fury he could call upon if needed.

I truly don’t want to hurt you, he thought. But I don’t want to die, either.

Wait…

A small smile touched his lips.

His hand pointed towards the knight, a gout of flame shot from his palm. It arced through the air, landing not on the horse and rider, but rather the tip of the lance, engulfing the wood in orange and red. The fire made rapid work as it consumed the weapon, and Zedd could hear an unchivalrous word echo from behind Mandorallen’s visor as the knight dropped the charred remains of the lance.

Knowing he wasn’t about to be pierced with the lance, Zedd still waited nervously to see what the knight did next.

Mandorallen drew his sword.

A sigh of relief escaped the wizard.

The knight’s horse was unstoppable now, a juggernaut of destruction aimed at the wizard. Zedd held his ground, though, only making slight moves to get himself into a better position.

As Mandorallen neared—his sword held high above him—Zeddicus put up his own arm, as if to deflect the blow.

He could almost sense the knight smile in triumph.

The sword came whistling down, and Zeddicus angled his arm just a little more, whispering to himself…

***

The steel bit through the arm like a scythe through wheat, shearing it off at the shoulder and even slicing a wound into the wizard’s torso. Mandorallen’s horse carried him further afield, and it was some time before he was able to slow his mount and turn it around.

When he did, he saw the man lying in the distance, not moving at all.

He prodded his horse forward, and he eventually came upon the body, the grievously severed arm of the wizard lying a few feet away. Dismounting as gracefully as a man in full plate-armor can, he walked to the body.

It wasn’t breathing.

“Thou art unworthy of it, but I ask for Chaldan’s blessing upon thee. For all the good it may do.” And he got back on his horse and rode to the tower, in hopes of finding his love.

***

Even as Zeddicus’ body lay prone, he had already begun the arduous process of regrowing his limb and healing his wound. The death spell he had cast on himself had preserved the illusion that Mandorallen had killed him, knowing that he could have easily destroyed the knight, but at the peril of his own soul. By faking his death—and knowing he was powerful enough to heal himself—he had allowed the dim-witted knight a chance at resolution, while keeping the blood off his own hands.

I’m not simply going to kill because someone wants me to, he thought.

But if I find those bastards from Suvudu…


Predicted Winner: Mandorallen (on a technicality)





NOTE: THIS MATCH ENDS ON THURSDAY, MARCH 10TH, 2011, AT 5 PM, ET

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Mandorallen is a character from the Belgariad series by David Eddings; Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander is a character from the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind.


Mandorallen image courtesy of Edwin Herder. Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander image courtesy of ABC Studios.


16 Responses to “Cage Match 2011: Mandorallen versus Zeddicus Zu’l Zorander”

  1. AHEM says:

    Zedd decides he’d rather injure himself and cast a death spell than kill a knight who is threatening him? Does anyone here understand the first thing about Zedd’s character.

    In the first book alone, he lectures Richard that if he has to kill for the sake of their cause, then he has to do it, even if he has to strike down a friend or even Zedd himself on the suspicion of treachery. He’s perfectly willing to blast away anything that gets in his way if its threatening him or endangering the greater cause. If a knight was threatening his life, he wouldn’t make a personal sacrifice to save the knight; he’d blast him away, or at the very least, give a warning and then ensnare him in a wizard’s web, rendering him unable to move.

    Mandorallen stands no chance. Zedd has an arsenal of magical attacks that would destroy or incapacitate him with only slight effort on Zedd’s part.

  2. Dandin Storm says:

    See under Wizard. No mere knight is going to take down a spell slinger.

  3. andygal says:

    As much as I like Mandorallen, Zedd would win.

  4. Somebot says:

    Considering that Zed can throw fireballs the size of houses and can creates death zones, there’s no way a simple knight will suffice.

  5. MrIzzy says:

    Considering Mandorallen traveled with Belgareth and Polgara, I highly doubt he’d be so casual about attacking a wizard. Didn’t he see Garion blow up an entire battlefield once just to make a point?

  6. Minister of Death says:

    A wizard against a mere mortal? Of course Zed would win.

  7. Shatamall says:

    Yeah.

    I’ve read (and thoroughly enjoyed) both of these series, but seriously? A death spell? Isn’t that a seriously involved spell to bring out against a character that doesn’t have any sort of magical protections at all and was just the stereotypical knight? Why not just use a trick like he does in Wizard’s First Rule against the mob of people?

    I mean, Zedd is a wizard of the First Order and was called the Wind of Death during the D’Haran War. I don’t think he’s going to be shy about doing what needs to be done.

  8. AHEM says:

    I must say, I am pleasantly surprised that Zedd isn’t getting shot down right off the bat with the general contempt for the Sword of Truth series, as Kahlan was during the last cage match. It looks like Zedd is actually going to get somewhere.

  9. Anon says:

    Gah, I absolutely hate the Sword of Truth series, and i love The Belgariad. Despite that, i still have to give this match to Zedd. That sucks.

  10. BigZ7337 says:

    Zedd all the way, he’d either trick him using the Wizards First Rule or just blow him up, no need to use the Death Spell, which if I remember correctly would make everyone in the world forget his name. I like both authors and series, but I generally love Goodkind’s books much better. So with that and just the fact that the only people who could compete with Zedd would be a powerful magic user or a mord’sith, Zedd get’s my vote.

  11. Michael says:

    Should have been Belgarion and the Orb against this guy…now THAT fight would have been epic Or Belgarath (though hed have no chance against Poledra…shed guilt trip him to death about curtains and soup if she didnt shred him as a wolf)

  12. Jamie says:

    Mandorallen v. Jon Snow and Kovacs v. Zeddicus

    ^ Much more interesting IMHO. But I agree with “AHEM” above

  13. Sucka Fool says:

    Can they both lose? Please.

    Read 4 of Goodkind’s books and gave up, was not happy with them. And I’m a fan of Goodkind himself even less. Goodkind wouldn’t even understand why his character is in a “fantasy” contest as according to his own interviews his books are not fantasy, but books that “deal with important human themes”.

    I haven’t read Eddings in about 20 years and when I did read them, I liked them originally. But as I’ve aged and recall his dialogue, I think it would grate on my nerves now. On top of that of all Eddings’ characters, Mandorallen was probably my least favorite. Cheap Lancelot knock-off if I recall correctly.

    Realisticly Zedd the guy from a series of books that contains evil chickens who are not chickens and jaw-kickings to little girls and multiple rapes would probably beat the guy who is a good combat fighter.

  14. Chosen says:

    and Zed wins with the drop kick to the little girls jaw… and I wonder who he learned that one from

  15. Bill says:

    Unfortunately for Mandorallen, the fight can only begin with a proper introduction, and he chokes to death trying to pronounce his opponents name. Luckily, its a much more dignified way to go than actually losing in a fight to any character created by T.G., who are so two-dimensional that if they turn sideways they disappear.

  16. comment man #1 says:

    I like Mandorallan and David Eddings, but Zedd deserved that win. Actually I have read the first 5 Goodkind books and dislike a lot of it, including Richard and Kajlan a lot of the time, Zed is the only main character I have a fondness for, and so far for some reason he has been next to useless due to annoying deus ex machinmas taking his powers away. oh well.

    They should put in Althalus, from the oneshot Eddings did.

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