Due to some sort of bizarre server hiccup, I briefly navigated to a page receiving classifieds and Craig’s List-type entries from other worlds. I was able to copy-and-paste some of them before the problem corrected itself, and I thought I’d share.
Must go: one entire closet-full of grey robes and cloaks. Moderate wear, but otherwise in fantastic condition. Size Large, extra length in the hem. Hat included. Will sell, or trade for fresh Old Toby.
Reply to Gandalf.T.White@WizardsCouncil.com
For sale, complete dire wolf pelt (small). Extra soft. May require some small amount of cleaning and repair.
Direct all inquiries to Sansa, c/o Eddard Stark, Winterfell Castle
Last week, I lost a family heirloom, the only thing I owned belonging to my father. Offering a handsome reward for its return. It’s a black and silver cylinder, a bit less than a foot long. Last seen in the weather control chambers of Bespin. Cylinder may still have a hand clutching it; return of hand is optional.
Reply to LukeS@sullust.org
I need food. Badly.
Reply to Green Elf (currently on level 17)
You were out walking along the shore, wearing a cape of royal purple and a crown. There was an older man, with a long grey beard, accompanying you. I was swimming in the lake. Our eyes met, just the once. I’m not sure what you thought it meant, but when you left, you took my sword with you. I’d like it back, please. No questions asked; just drop it back where you found it.
Three Single Green-Grey Females seeking professional, single males between 18 and 36. Looking for sparks at least, and potentially a long-term relationship. Must love snakes. Only the very near-sighted need respond.
Reply to M.S.and.E@Cisthene.net
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