“Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we’ve learned, by the dust of them all … Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves.” –Dr. Dealgood, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.
The dying times are here: Suvudu’s Cagematch. Smell the excitement … the fear … the magic … the death. We’ve all got heroes and villains. We put our faith in their strength. They represent us, their fans. But they can’t all be as strong as we think they are, and in the Suvudu Cagematch they’ll do battle, one-on-one: “Two men enter; one man leaves.” We’ll separate the strong from the weak, the wheat from chaff, and we’ll keep it up until only one survives, be it man or woman, god, beast or devil or … something else.
We’ve had our fill of today’s gods and monsters. This year we will summon the ancient and powerful to the arena. You may call them classics, but you learn to call them warriors. In the noble spirit of the ancients, we have split them into leagues based upon the classic elements: Air, Earth, Fire, Water. By these they will live. By these they will die. Let the hard rain fall.
Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)
Professor Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes)
Griffin, The Invisible Man (The Invisible Man)
The Thing (Who Goes There)
The Dunwich Horror (Lovecraft’s The Dunwich Horror)
The Doctor (Doctor Who)
The Harpy Celaeno (The Last Unicorn)
IT (A Wrinkle in Time)
Atreyu (The Neverending Story)
Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Tarzan (Tarzan of the Apes)
Count Dracula (Dracula)
Tripods (The War of the Worlds)
Jekyll/Hyde (The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde)
General Woundwort (Watership Down)
The White Witch (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
Tock (The Phantom Tollbooth)
Merlin the Magician (Arthurian Legend)
Smaug (The Hobbit)
Medusa (Greek Mythology)
The Headless Horseman (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow)
The Mechanical Hound (Fahrenheit 451)
Mombi (The Marvelous Land of Oz)
Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)
Medea (Greek Mythology)
Captain Nemo (Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea)
Kull of Atlantis (Kull the Conqueror)
Bene Gesserit (Dune)
Captain Hook (Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn’t Grow Up)
Prospero (The Tempest)
We’ll be releasing the bracket in the next few weeks, and as is Suvudu custom, matches will commence in early March. Get ready.
The bracket is now revealed! See it here.